Adam and Rachel's Page

I never thought it would happen. Both Rachel and I consider ourselves to be artistic, intelligent, and enjoy the humor stylings of folks like Eugene Mirman and Patton Oswalt. We thought that our baby was going to be special. A baby who has a mohawk and can tell the difference between Iggy… Continue

Well, I did it. I used my son.

Yep. That was me. I did it. And, before you go freaking out on me and thinking, 'How did he use his son? As a wrench to fix a car motor? As fill in for a trapeeze act? As a faux organ grinder monkey to trick tourists out of hard earned money? WHAT?! W… Continue

It was a February night in Norman, Oklahoma.I was pulling into the apartment complex where my new friend, Chase, was having his viral video themed birthday party. A tall figure in a blue dress and bright red wig jumped in front of my car.
I slammed on the brakes to avoid hitting him.The tall figure disappeared and reappeared as I made my way up the stairs into the apartment. He didn't say a word, he just lifted up his blue dress where the word "firecrotch" was written across his flesh colored ti… Continue

DISCLAIMER: It has been a week since the last segment, and about two weeks since the beginning of the afterbirthing, and due to lack of sleep, the following passage entitled Part Deux: The Afterbirthing might be a little sketchy. But, please keep… Continue

Imagine, if you will, what a day in your life is like. Let us say, for example, you get up, maybe shower, put on your clothes, go to work, eat a lunch, come home, watch television, and then go to bed only to start all over again the following day. So, it is pretty much, give or take a few variables, what doctors call 'a routine'.

Now, with the illustration painted above, one could assume that if one were to be induced into labor on the second of September, then all would be well, and everything… Continue