Sarah Palin, we barely know you. (Though we will soon enough – I’m already sick of her shrill inflections and “gee whizzes” after only one speech.) But of the things we do know – that she’s a “pro-life” hunter, calls her husband the state’s “first dude,” brings her baby to work with her – the item I find most compelling is this: She’s a hockey mom.
I’m a hockey mom, too, having spent the last nine winters ferrying my now-15-year-old daughter to and from one frigid ice rink after another. I’ve been there, rising in the dark to guide a warm child into a cold car, both of them balky and cranky in the pre-dawn hours, then hurtling down the highway in a mad dash only to spend the next two hours huddling in a sports facility warm room under fluorescent lights, sipping Dunkin Donuts with the other pathetic hockey parents, all of us looking at least a decade older than we appear to those who see us in the hours after nine a.m. It’s a bonding experience, the same way prison must be.
And yet for years we’ve been sorely overlooked, overshadowed by the more popular and telegenic soccer moms – hey, it’s easy to look good when your kid plays an outdoor sport during daylight hours! You can’t blame a hockey mom for feeling ignored, invisible, and underappreciated.
So I figured, when Republican presidential candidate John McCain picked Alaska Governor Sarah Palin and it was revealed that she’s a hockey mom, too, that we must have more than a thing or two in common. And that must be what McCainn figured, too. Women like me – white, 40ish, married with children – are considered to be one of this election season’s swing demographics. Granted, I was never a Hillary supporter, though I would have voted for her if she had won the nomination. But even though I’m a solid Obamaniac, I wanted to see what Palin would have to offer a voter, a mother, a hockey mom like me.
Let’s start with the things we don’t have in common:
1. Palin doesn’t believe
global warming has been proven.
2. Palin is in favor of teaching
creationism alongside evolution in public schools.
3. Palin believes
abortion should be illegal, even in cases of rape and incest, except in limited cases in which it might be necessary to save the life of the mother (presumably so she can go on to have more children!).
4. Despite saying she has many gay friends, Palin does not support
gay marriage.
Even on just one cup of cheap hockey rink coffee I can figure out that Palin would never gain my vote. And I’m guessing other mothers, whatever sports they ferry their small charges to and from, will mostly share that view.
Still, it turns out that I was right; we do have a few things in common:
1. Neither one of us has any foreign policy experience, but seriously, we are willing to learn.
2. We both have kids.
3. Through forced experience, we both have learned how to wake up at ungodly hours, wash and dress in total darkness, and attend to whatever needs doing, from finding lost shoulder pads to fitting new mouthguards, all while charging up lonely highways to points north (or at least, points cold).
All of which leads me to ask, if Palin’s candidacy falls through, could we round up another crew of hockey moms and find another one? Maybe a pro-choice, global-warming-and-evolution believing one? Trust me, there are more than a few of us out there.
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